Resignation

*ring ring… ring ring*
“McKenzie’s”
“Ah… Hi… is this Judy?”
“Yes it is.”
“Hi Judy, it’s Miranda”
“Hi Miranda”
“Judy, I’m not coming into work today”
“Oh. Ok. No that’s fine.”
“And I’m not coming in tomorrow.”
“Oh…”
“Actually, I’m not coming in ever again so you can stick you’re fucking dumb ass, boring grey soul wrenching, heart strangling, ego deflating, creatively void, grey paper pushing, grey, unnecessarily stressful, morally bankrupt, morale damping, enthusiasm killing grey filing and admin job goodbye and get a new fucking colour scheme!”
*click*
*dial tone*
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*ring ring… ring ring*
“McKenzie’s”
“Ah… Hi… is, this Judy?”
“Yes it is.”
“Hi Judy, it’s Miranda”
“Hi Miranda. Not well, again?”
“No, actually I’m perfectly well, couldn’t feel better to be honest. I’m just calling to let you know that McKenzie’s can go get fucked and if I never see any of you cunts again, it won’t be too soon…
…except for George, and Gen, and Lucy, and Miriam, Samira, Paula, Bernie and Alex of course not Alex, Caroline’s definitely not a cunt… Alicia… well… hmm… oh and not Andy either but the rest of the company…”
*Click*
“Hello? Helllo? Damn it”
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*ring ring… ring ring*
“McKenzie’s”
“Judy.”
“Yes?”
“Judy. Miranda.”
“Hi Miranda”
“Hi. Do you remember me?”
“What do you mean? Of course I remember you. You work here…”
“I was in there yesterday and you wouldn’t wait on me.”
“Miranda what are you talking about?”
“You work on commission right?”
“What? Are you quoting Pretty Woman?”
“Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now”
"This is rather awkward"
*click*
*Dial tone*
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*ring ring… ring ring*
“McKenzie’s”
“Ah… Hi… is, this Judy?”
“Yes it is.”
“Hi Judy, it’s Miranda”
“Miranda, Hi, how did job interview go?”
“Um, good… I got the job”
“Oh that’s fantastic. That’s such good news. Congratulations”
“Thanks, um… but I start today”
“What? Today?”
“Mmmm… yeah I’m really sorry I just really need to take this job and get my career started”
“Yeah I understand – look it’s disappointing that you can’t give us the two weeks but you need to do what you need to do. So goodluck with everything and I wish you all the best.”
“Thanks Judy”
“Bye now Miranda.”
“Ah see ya Judy and thanks again”
“Not a problem, all the best”